Suspicious Silence

Whenever Tatum is quiet for an extended period of time it usually means she is doing something she shouldn't be. Today, after not hearing from her for a while, I called her name to see what she was up to. She replied from my bathroom in her matter of fact voice, "putting on some lipstick". Here she is with pink glossy lips and no clothes...I guess she decided she didn't want to wear her clothes either.